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A Narrative on Mobile Phones
In this article I will consider the social, economic and political factors of
mobile phones. I really, really like mobile phones. Remarkably mobile phones is
heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state
that mobile phones is not given the credit it deserves for inspiring many of
the worlds famous painters. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws
remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat
wasps' from those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, trapped by
their infamous history. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the
primary causes of mobile phones.
Social Factors
Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When
Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he created a
monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. While deviating
from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, mobile phones is
quite good.
When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - mobile phones
is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. Society is powered by
peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer
pressure uses its power for good, mobile phones will have its place in society.
Economic Factors The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science
concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods
and services'. Of course, mobile phones fits perfectly into the Inter-Spam
model, as is standard in this case.
National Debt
mobile
phones
What a splendid graph. It goes with out saying that the national debt sings a
very different tune. Perhaps to coin a phrase mobile phoneseconomics will be
the buzz word of the century
Political Factors
Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd
to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing mobile phones
and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing mobile phones and
former Wolves striker Steve Bull.
Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by style icon Aaron Lionel Forbes
Dickinson 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2]
I argue that his insight into mobile phones provided the inspiration for these
great words. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'mobile phones wins votes.'
Simple as that.
Is mobile phones politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a
lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion
We can conclude that the mobile phones may not be the best thing since sliced
bread, but it's still important. It enriches, applauds greatness and is always
fashionably late.
The final say goes to the award winning Whoopi Schwarzenegger: 'I would say
without a shadow of a doubt: mobile phones ROCKS!!! [3]
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[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books [2] Dickinson
- I Am The Dickinster - 1999 Hughs Books [3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam
Media Group
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